SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI
December 31

JM Buttermilk’s Hot Buttered Soul ‘n’ R&B

JM Buttermilk and The Patton Alley Pub present a night of sexy revelry you won’t soon forget! Get ready soon, you’ll need to prepare.

The year will soon draw to a close, and you have to decide whom to draw close on that annual night of nights. Fortunately, you don’t have to decide where…

JM Buttermilk and The Patton Alley Pub present a night of sexy revelry you won’t soon forget! Get ready soon, you’ll need to prepare.

Featuring:
– THE HOT BUTTERED BISCUIT BAND!
– THE LOVELY BISQUETTES!
– SPECIAL GUESTS!
– DELIGHTFUL DECOR!
– DELICIOUS DANCING!
– SEXY STRANGERS!
– HANDSOME FRIENDS!
– OVER THE TOP INTOXICATION!
– UNDER THE TABLE CANOODLING!
– MISS RAQUEL WELCH!*
and the man himself…
– MR. JM BUTTTERMILK!

(*Miss Welch will make her best efforts to attend)

Join us. Won’t you?